More Signs Of The End Of The World

Beam Me Up, Scotty.....It's Getting Ridiculous Down Here!

Here's a few more signs of the end of the world.....in case you hadn't noticed:

• Obama supporter bit off finger of protester.
• Food stamp list passes 35 million.
• Man calls 911 twice to say he is hungry.
• Japan's First Lady claims that she has been to Venus and was abducted by aliens.
• UK: Patients withe terminal illnesses made to die prematurely.
• MD Governor Martin O'Malley plans to run for second term.

I didn't make this stuff up.....these are true headlines.
I woke up today and within five minutes of checking the Drudge Report and my local news.....this is what I get........more signs of our demise.