April Fools Day

Okay.......I know it's been several days since I last posted on the blog.........I simply chose not to do so even though there has been much to write about. After some nearly deep consideration, I figured I would keep the majority of stuff that I would write.......to myself.......and thus probably keep from getting on some anti-government blacklist...........oh......and lest anyone think it is not possible or probable, I DO know the locations of everyone that reads this blog.......and Washington DC comes up often........so there. Don't take that as me being paranoid in any way shape or form.......I am not........but surely you must know by now that I have absolutely no trust in the US government and the thugs that run it. Oh well......I am getting off into a rant of which I have been avoiding so I will get a grip and resist and get back to the April Fools thang.

Happy April Fools Day everybody. What better day than to recognize and give kudos to President Obama..........after all........he sure does know how to round up and capitalize on every fool in the United States.......from now on he should always be remembered as the Leader Of Fools. Without any doubt, we are all going down the tubes. On a side note........go figure that the government deadline for us to turn in our census forms is April 1st........how appropriate.

Also, it probably is no coincidence that April Fools Day this year comes right after the day that Jehovah's Witnesses attend their annual ritual of rejecting the symbolic flesh and blood of Jesus Christ.....known as "the Memorial"..........what a bunch of fools.

So here is to all of the Fools............don't you feel all warm and fuzzy?

Progress........let's keep it going!

Maybe you haven't noticed...........but the people of the United States are rather ticked off. Tea parties, protests, dissention..........we are getting tired of being used by these blue-blooded, scum-sucking, career political morons..........and NO.....we don't want to be a socialist nation. The joke has been on us and the leeches have sucked us dry. Now we are beginning to see some of these morons squirm. They are coming to realize that they have a greater chance to not get elected in the next election. Their poll numbers are not looking good and these arrogant bastards are starting to see their own political parties abandon them for other candidates that they believe will get some better numbers and thus maintain the socialist grip.

The people are speaking up and that has to keep going. If we don't, then the powers that be will suck more life out of us.

Christmas came early when this giant insect, Democrat Byron Dorgan of North Dakota, announced that he has decided to not run for re-election.

Hours later.......in what may well be an even greater gift to the citizens of the USA.........Senator Christopher Dodd of Connecticut announced that he also will not be running for re-election. Why?...........because he can't win and he knows it......and his party knows it. They are losing their grip on us............but it is not time to celebrate.......yet. The people of Connecticut need to follow through and reject whatever candidate the Democrats want them to vote for. If they do not do that, then whatever message that has been recieved......will be disregarded.

There are more to come......hopefully.........maybe next we can get rid of the rest of the old cronies such as Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi........and let's not forget Arlen Spector...........this is progress and I am liking this............however...........I am not too quick to assume that all is well.......and I still wouldn't be surprised if the Democrat party is simply trying to cut it's losses and pull a fast one on everybody...........I simply do not trust any one of them.

Keep up the pressure and let's take back control of this country..........the best way to continue this is at the voting booth.

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Happy New Year! 2010

To quote Todd Rundgren, "Here we are again at the start of the end.........but there's more."

After looking back.......way back.......and reminiscing........it is hard to believe we find ourselves at the start of the year 2010............wow........I just never imagined or even thought of what it would be like. As it turns out, while there are so many things that we have today that are great and useful to our lives, sadly there are way too many things that are just plain disgusting. How can we all do as Baltimore Mayor Sheila Dixon says and "Move forward" while there is so much that is turned upside down and going backwards?

In my own personal life, I have only a few regrets and if I had everything to do over again I probably would not want to change much. Could life have been better?.........sure.........Could I have done things differently?..........probably so..........but everything could have been different if we all weren't busy being screwed by our politicians all of these years. While we were all so busy getting on with life and not paying much attention, the politicians and our government as a whole have been on a course setting up our demise......slowly and surely. Now, in 2010......the pace seems to be hurried and not so slow as it has been before. Giant steps backward have taken place and the sad thing about it is that each and every one of us share some of the blame for it for not paying attention and leaving all sorts of doors open for the corruption and ridiculousness that we have today in our world.

Sure, I could probably try to put together a list of all sorts of stuff that fit the mold here as examples...........but I really don't think I need to be the one to point out all of the details for you.......just pay a little more attention folks and you can't miss the obvious with your own eyes and ears. What I will do, though, is offer up a few of my own New Years resolutions.........not that those can or will be accomplished.......or that anyone actually cares what Ole Signtopia wants to do as if what I do is all that important or interesting...........hmmmmm........well......apparently there are a few people and I know this because I do have more than just a few that actually follow this blog.

So here we go............

Signtopia's New Year's Resolutions 2010:

1. Push for the Fair Tax plan as proposed by Neal Boortz. The Fair Tax plan makes good sense and now, more than ever, we need it badly. Can this be done?........only if everybody steps up to the plate and demands it. We all want what is fair.......right?...........but we might need my next resolution accomplished first in order to get this one.

2. Tighten the reins........as if there are any........on the existing politicians and hold them accountable. Why should we let them do things and get away with their shenanigans and reward them with re-elections? I personally plan to do my part by voting each and every one of them out of a job until the slate is wiped clean. No easy task.....but we can do this.

3. More beach vacation. Simple enough........I could easily take the short drive to Ocean City, MD a few times a year......but that won't do it for me........I would much rather be in the Caribbean.

4. More music. This resolution consists of a few actions on my part. Write a couple of songs. Go to a few more concerts such as a Todd Rundgren concert. More Uncle Murray Band.....hehehe.

5. Cut the hair. Yes.....cut the hair. I have grown it for quite some time and while it may have become my standard to have long hair, I did grow it ridiculously long for a reason and that reason was to donate it to Locks Of Love for cancer patients.

Okay.......not so bad.....only five resolutions.........I do have more, but why be whole hog about it?....hehehe.

The other day I recieved an email which had the following picture:

The email was as follows..........

Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law, St. Paul , Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning last November's Presidential election:

* Number of States won by: Obama: 19 McCain: 29
* Square miles of land won by: Obama: 580,000 McCain: 2,427,000
* Population of counties won by: Obama: 127 million McCain: 143 million
* Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Obama: 13.2 McCain: 2.1

Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory McCain won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.

Obama territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in low income tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..."

Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

Apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.

You Can't Smell The Coffee Because There's So Much Bullcrap In The Air

Things are really getting out of hand. Now, more than ever, there are even more signs of the end being thrown our way. There is a terrible smell in the air and the stench is starting to permeate everything..........the same way that piss and vomit odors waft about through the streets of the French Quarter in New Orleans..............oh......and Fell's Point in Baltimore.

Not too long ago I had to deal with the IRS via some phone calls. For the most part, my experience was a fair one and everything was prompt and orderly. I remember thinking that it was supposed to be an utter nightmare.......a dread of biblical proportions...........but it was not. The people that I dealt with on the phone were very helpful, very friendly, and reasonable. That alone should send red flags up all over the country........hehehe.......right? Stuff like that should at the very least indicate that we may only have a few more years left on the planet. You have seen the assorted television commercials where some bonehead asks "Are you being hounded by the IRS?".....etc. ........etc. I personally see no need to use services such as those that claim to take on that "terrible ordeal" of dealing with the IRS on your behalf........even if that bonehead previously worked for the IRS. For some reason, there has been tons of propagandic nonsense spewed forth on various media outlets that seem to be designed to perpetrate fear on the general population. "They are coming after you!".............."Beware!"..............gee.....it is as if we are supposed to all cave in and need those meds that are advertised so that we can sleep occasionally. Somebody wants us all to be very afraid of things like the IRS..........there is nothing like a little pressure on the people to get them to conform. Personally, I believe that the IRS needs to be done away with completely. It is time for the Fair Tax, where everybody will not be subjected to any fear and simply pay taxes via one simple tax on purchases. No more dreadful filing or paperwork.......no more beaurocratic nonsense.......no more tricky shenanigans via exemptions or special deductions. The tax monster is so big that it is almost impossible for everyone to do their "patriotic duty" without getting something wrong. So anyway........each time that I had to call the IRS, I of course would be put on hold and have to wait while I listened to some music being pumped into the phone line. No big deal.......I like music...........BUT............something has to be said about the choice of music, particularly the choice of song being played as you wait. I don't know if it was intentional or not.........maybe it was.........maybe it was just one of those spooky coincidences that happen.........maybe a form of prophecy of things to come..................BUT......the song was the "Nutcracker Suite"!!!!!!!!!! Go Figure! Okay......so a fair amount of time has passed since those IRS calls and today I had to make a phone call to the Veterans Administration on behalf of my uncle. No problem, I don't mind waiting an unpredictable amount of time while on hold listening to music.............it ain't that close to Christmas so I am sure they won't be playing the Nutcracker Suite..........this time shouldn't be so bad. So I get on the phone and after pressing 1 for English.......hehehe......wait a second........"Press One For English" is English........right? If I only spoke Polish, how would I know what the heck I am supposed to do?..........oh well.........I get put on hold and lo and behold the music starts to play...............guess what song was being sent into my ear.................. "Ball Of Confusion"................unbelievable! Anyway........I had to wait for about fifteen minutes and I finally spoke to a human being................for about two minutes..........that's all. Problem solved.

Okay then.......here's yet another example of a sign of the end........ Recently, the State of Maryland passed a law which enabled local jurisdictions to implement the use of speed cameras. In the past two weeks, Baltimore County councilmorons got together and passed its own legislation authorizing the use of speed cameras in school zones. I recently blogged about this issue, so you can look back and see how I felt about it. Needless to say, the councilmorons didn't give one flip how the citizens felt about the issue and decided that this money grab was the way to go. That was bad enough........so now........because councilmorons have nothing better to do.............they are busy coming up with other ways to scam the people. As of October 1st, 2009.......a new law took effect here in Maryland which bans texting while driving. Wow.........I am supposed to feel safer now? Common sense ought to tell a person that one should not try to drive while texting. We all know how difficult it is to drive while shaving, eating lunch, spanking a kid, putting on makeup, picking noses, scratching genetalia, playing Sudoku, and having hip replacement surgery..............did we really need this new law regarding texting? Once again.......it is a money grab. Furthermore, it is like the seatbelt law.........except for one thing........how will a cop be able to know that you were texting and not using your cell phone's GPS software to guide you as you drive? See how bogus this stuff is? Once again.....it is a money grab. Now here is the kicker............it was recently decided that Baltimore City is going to recieve a crapload of stimulus funds from us taxpayers to purchase..............grab on to your laptop, folks................a BLACKBERRY for every police officer in Baltimore City! Imagine that..............go figure........scratch your heads...........see the sense in all of this crap............just think.......now every cop in Baltimore will be able to text and drive! Yep..........and they will be doing it at taxpayer expense! Would you pay $1500 per Blackberry? So how are things smelling for us now?


Well.....it smells like a big pile of fraud doesn't it?.........gee......look........what did we expect?........look who's at the top of the heap.

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United States Is Being Destroyed

I have a few things I just have to get off of my chest today. I don't know about the rest of you, but I would bet it all that 99.9% would agree with everything I write here about how things have been going in regards to the powers that be. Having said that, now I must spell it all out.

You would have to be a brain-dead moron not to have noticed that our government is taking huge steps toward socialism. Throughout our entire history, socialism has never been a part of the equation. In fact, it is something that many of our enemies.......get that?......enemies........not our friends.........participate in. This is supposed to be the United States of America and not France or Russia. Everybody knows that most of the people eligible to vote in this country, actually do not even bother to do so. Some would argue that it doesn't matter if they did or did not vote since the political machines decide what morons and puppets we get to choose from. I agree completely. Why should we vote for either one? And we are all led to believe that we have a two party system......ha!.....that is a big joke on us. Think about it........how many times have we all heard politicians from both parties proclaim "we are able to cross the aisle"? Hmmmm.....cross the aisle? What aisle? There is no aisle......it is just a fictitious, non-existent, bullshit line that most of the politicians spout off for us to hear. They actually think that it is supposed to make us all feel all warm and fuzzy that alleged opposing parties can work together for some alleged common cause. What cause?............THEIRS......not OURS! Senators and Congressmen (and women) are supposed to represent the PEOPLE of the United States. It has been shown repeatedly that they simply, as a whole, have never done anything for our benefit or because of our demands. These deceptive morons are in it for one thing only....and that is their own personal gain. When did we all decide to let these people make a career out of duping us? You or I could not get away with the things these politicians get away with.......we would be fired. Oh sure......there are some of them that make everything look pretty good......they get on tv......spin their spiels.....smile alot......and tell us that they are working hard for us. Unfortunately, the reality is that they are working hard on getting re-elected with every breath. These people have no principles. None. The majority of them are lawyers and they are all part of the millionaires club, each of them more wealthy than the majority of voters.

I am sick of reports where the people of the United States overwhelmingly are against various actions of these politicians. People have made the phone calls to their representatives in opposition to this bailout of the banks.....and what did they do?.........they voted for the bailout. Pelosi and Reid saw the polls where the majority of their constituents were against it and what did they do?.........they, of course, said that they know better than we do and pushed it forward. And this is not just the bailout stuff.........it was the alleged stimulus bill and many others.

This biggest farce is that the political machines what you to believe there is a boogeyman to blame for everything that goes wrong......and that the boogeyman is George Bush. Balderdash! That is nothing but a distraction from the real culprits. The real culprit......the real powers that be......is none other than the richest of the rich......the elite of the elite. Try looking up some information about the Bilderberg Group sometime.........these people are directing the course for the entire planet. You and I are not important to them, but the politicians want to desperately kiss the asses of this group......and they do. I could go into details but why should I? There is nothing short of a revolt that is gonna change anything.

The automobile manufacturers. It seems to me that if you want to actually sell alot of cars, you need to start making cars that people actually want. We want a decent car that is affordable and will last more than a few years.............just like the old cars they used to make. This is the bottom line. We don't want cars that cost 30,000 or more and runs on a battery. How will we be able to afford the electric bills which will go up when we are recharging up those batteries? This makes no sense. And let's cut to the chase and stop that nonsense about gasoline. Leaded gas was abandoned and unleaded gas was touted as being cleaner for our air. Bullhockey! The bogosity has to stop......all it is is yet another scam to bilk the citizens out of billions of dollars. Our air is no cleaner in Baltimore, even though we have to visit emissions testing stations every two years. Baltimore lost all sorts of industrial plants so by default the air should now be cleaner.........yet the cancer rate is higher here than anywhere else......go figure. We have all been hoodwinked.

In Sparrows Point, there are plans to built a liquid natural gas plant which would have pipelines running.,above ground, through all of the communities that stretch along Interstate 95. Studies were done, commissions were formed, and the community adamantly voiced their opposition to the plant. So what are they gonna do?..........they are going ahead with the plan anyway. Nice eh? Somehow I would bet that T. Boone Pickens is gonna make alot of money.

So what shall we do about all of this?

Well............we all need to show a vote of "no confidence" in our politicians. Each and every one of them. We need to go up against the system and clean it all out and start fresh. How we do that, I do not know. I do know one thing though, if we do not start now.......then our children's children's children are gonna be slaves......oppressed and held into submission by the elite.

God help us.