Who Will YOU Choose To Drive The Final Nail In The USA's Coffin?

Let's face it, we are doomed. It appears that to the media, the coming primary elections are the most important thing since the invention of the wheel. Actually, it isn't.........but it certainly should have everyone's attention. Maybe you haven't noticed.......but these morons that the political machines have coughed up to be the cream of their respective crops, may well be the very worst that have ever had the privelege to run for the highest office in the land.

First.......let's take a gander at the Democrats that "want YOU to vote for them"..........hehehe.......as if your vote actually counts.

Barack Obama.............what?.....Jesse or Rev. Al not available this round? If this is the very best black American the democrats can come up with.......well.......no thanks. Either Obama is the antichrist, or he is simply in there for the black vote. You had to know that Oprah would back him.


Hillary Clinton.............oh for Christ's sake!........they have GOT to be kidding........this is some kind of a joke..............they cannot be serious........if they are serious, it is all over, folks! If this bulldyke gets elected, then there is absolutely no hope for us............wake up, people!


Joe Biden..........hehehe..........okay, very funny.......he is in there for the bit of humor........and he IS funny, I will give him that.


John Edwards.............my guess is that he might attract the gay vote............this blinking hair-do moron doesn't deserve the waste of airtime on television........then again, they probably caved into letting him run so that he won't file suit against them for millions.


Christopher Dodd............there is one thing that gets me going, and that is when I hear a career politician like he is, spout about how the US needs a president with experience.........and of course, Dodd has something like 30 years of experience as a politician..............hmmmm.......he has had all of that time and I still cannot think of one good thing he has done for the country.


Bill Richardson..............hmmm......such an American name, ain't it? His real name is probably Pedro Hernandez, but they don't want you to think he is a good pitcher.


Dennis Kucinich.............my guess is that by having a moron like him on the slate, it makes all of the above look appealing. The democrats ought to be ashamed of themselves.


So.......whom shall you choose? Forget about it........your vote won't count anyway........they already know who is destined to be the leader of our demise.


And now the Republicans...........


John McCain.............he has been able to cash in on his being a survivor as a POW for many many years...............okay, now go away and let someone else have at it. Career politicians need to go away. He hasn't a chance.


Mitt Romney............they ain't fooling me, he is actually a Democrat. Furthermore, he is a Mormon.............how can anyone vote for a man that actually believes that there is an angel named MORONi..........and that there is a need for holy underwear?


Rudy Giuliani............let's face it.......he is yet another career politician..........but he did appear to get some things done in his lifetime.


Mike Huckabee............how could anyone forget that name?...........my guess is that the Republicans needed to show that they also can come up with a moron from Arkansas. Actually, though, one thing Huckabee has going for him is the Fair Tax..........that has my attention. That is a pretty damn good bone to toss my way.


Duncan Hunter..............seems like the angry candidate.........which may well be a good thing. We haven't had that kind of candidate since Reagan.


Fred Thompson.............first off, he is way too old.......secondly, everyone wants him back on Law & Order.


Ron Paul...............hmmm, two first names.............obviously, he is in there to provide a taste of extremes...............and he may be able to get some bucks donated for his campaign, but that money will simply go into the Republican party coffers after he is eliminated. If by chance he did win the nomination............the Democrats will come out looking rather moderate compared to him.


So whom shall you choose?


Seriously.............your vote does not matter.........both parties have it all planned already........no matter if you vote Republican or Democrat. The sham that this alleged two-party system has put upon the good people of the US needs to come to an end.........if not, then it will be the end of our world as we know it. The last thing they want is for us to come up with our own candidates. It would ruin their reign.


To sum it up............we are doomed.


..........but I really, really like that Fair Tax plan.