
What if Imus worded it different? What if he had said "chocolate covered ho's"? Now, before some of you that read this get your baggage in a cramp............consider the following:
What if Imus had stuttered and said "nappy headed ho-ho's"? Would people still be offended? Maybe because of the words "nappy headed". Hmmmm......surely not because of any use of an abbreviated word for a chocolate snack cake. Besides.......snack cakes shouldn't have nappy heads. Then again, I do not recall the controversy being about heads......nappy or not........it was all about him uttering the word "ho's".

Would Rod Serling have written a show where people would get all bent out of shape whenever they saw a t-shirt printed with what is shown in the above picture?........Just look at the letter "O" in the picture..........they look a bit "nappy" to me. Where is the outrage? Imagine what aliens from another planet might think if they came here and noticed how ridiculous it was for a large populus to be in such agony over a two-letter word.

Is this where Reverend Al and Jesse Jackson start shouting from the rooftops.....demanding that the simple, tasty HoHo be outlawed?
Oh.........and wait just one darned moment!..............I just noticed something..........look at the name of the company that makes those HoHo's...................holy cannolli.........we are doomed!
The company's name?................HOstess!!!!
Now just what is it that a "HOstess" does for a living?
Oh well...........this can get out of hand..........
I am HO-ping that everyone has a great day!
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