Signtopia's Gotta Tell Ya

I don't know about you folks.........but I figure sooner or later there will be a movie about Dionne Warwick.......uh.......Warwicke.....uh.........Warwick. (I almost had a psychic moment there....hehehe)

........and I figure if they make that movie, they are gonna need somebody that can act and even have a certain resemblence to Dionne Warwick. No..........not Halle Berry.........no, not Fantasia........no, not Whitney.............not even the late great Esther Rolle.

The best bet would be this man........

Samuel L. Jackson. Imagine that.........Samuel L. Jackson as Dionne Warwick. Slap a little high yellow makeup on him and let him have at it. He could even get an Oscar.

I enjoy laughing. I love all kinds of humor. Somebody needs to explain to me what it is that they are doing over at Saturday Night Live. SNL has not been funny in years. Having said that, they had only been funny here and there. Apparently there is somebody that decides what they will be doing on that show...........that person needs a new job. If you or I had that job and did the same lousy job as he or she does.....we would be fired. The writers of that show, also need to go. I find it hard to believe that they cannot attract some decent comedy writers. I am now wondering if these are the same people that run the music industry. They are obviously out of touch with the population. First off, the show comes on Saturday Nights.........and everybody knows who is at home on a Saturday Night watching TV.........certainly NOT the target market of the program........they happen to be out having a good time and not watching television.

There is nothing fresh about SNL.....nothing. It is as stale as the popcorn found in a ghetto movie theater in 1973. They should stick a fork in the show and call an end to it. It just is NOT funny anymore. I would rather watch reruns of the old Dean Martin Roasts.........now THOSE were funny.

Oh....and by the way.........has anyone noticed that Greta Van Susteren of FoxNews is unable to say "Anna Nicole Smith"? She repeatedly says "Ann Nicole" or "Anna Cole".

Also, there are a few pictures they keep running of that same Anna Nicole Smith that look exactly like Nicole Simpson..........I bet OJ flips out when he sees those...........come to think of it....maybe OJ killed Anna Nicole too.

And that shooting incident in a Utah shopping mall............I wonder why the major media isn't telling us the complete story. The moron that did the shooting is reported to be a "troubled youth". They never tell us that he is a MUSLIM and he performed a TERRORIST ACT. Ask the people in the mall if they were terrorized. Of course they were. I think that it is about time the truth be reported.

Until next time..............stay reasonable.