...........NEVER eat chili and sauerkraut within an eight hour timespan............TRY SAYING "I prefer leather" when the cashier at the grocery store asks you "Paper or Plastic?"
...........NEVER try to call Fuddruckers restaurant while drunk.
...........IF there is a sign on the counter at your local 7-11 that reads "Change Needed".....ask the clerk "Why?.....Don't you like things as they are?"
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